for hire: new little duh guy

Sometimes I do less than smart things. For example, yesterday I have what I think is a great plan. I bought a big bag of fruit (apples and oranges). So I like apples and all, but I don't really like eating them right of the core. Just not my thing. I'd totally rather have it sliced up.

Here's where the plan starts. I want to eat this apple when I'm not home and I want to be able to cut it up. So clearly I need a knife with me. I grab a steak knife out of the drawer and throw it in my Curious George lunch box. Unfortunately for me, it doesn't fit. I didn't let that stop me. I just threw it in my bag with the lunch box and the apple. Can everyone see where this is headed?

I ended up eating the apple during my construction law class break last night. No knife, because I didn't want to make a mess in the classroom. Then, right as class is about to start, for no apparent reason I reach into the big black hole that is my bag. Anyway, I slice open the tip of my finger. Really really smart like.

The point of the story (if there is one) is that my plans are not so smart. I suppose if I would have stopped to think that through, I could have seen it coming. I really am a disaster waiting to happen. I should really work on my planning skills.

Now, this is a quality blog post.